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Krutches
Grateful and recovering Addict/Alcoholic

Roger @Krutches

Age 29

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Tulsa, OK

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Posted by Krutches - 3 days ago


Howdy folks, been a while since I came on Newgrounds. I'm responsible for commissioning a 3D artist for some help with a project work is having me do.


Want to go with someone from NG rather than Fiverr if possible. It will pay comparatively to the offers I get on Fiverr (50+ >100) Just needing a 2D character remade as a 3D model and rigged as a puppet in Adobe Character Animator.


Looking on Newgrounds as it's a community I used to be active in, and now that my company gave this responsibility to me I'd like to pay it forward to an amateur artist here.


If any of my friends/followers know of any prospects, send me a DM please!


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Posted by Krutches - August 8th, 2023


Work got me a subscription to Creative Cloud (mainly for Animate) for a short animation project I'm doing for them. Been fun, it will be shown at the Tulsa State Fair.


So if there's any Okies on here hope to see you (I might also be wearing a mascot outfit)


Going to be a year sober in a couple of days, it isn't easy but it's worth it.


Oh, also got my GED recently and working on a license.


Life's going good, even when it's not it's manageable. Which is new to me.


P.S.

Love ya MP, proud of you keeping with the art.


Posted by Krutches - April 2nd, 2023


B


Posted by Krutches - January 28th, 2022


Putting boiled eggs in ramen, but shit n***a this ain't half bad.


Fuck the word "jammy" tho, just say soft boiled like a normal person you anime body pillow loser


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Posted by Krutches - January 12th, 2022


And I order the value meal. Then when I get to the window and look in my bag there's no fries." So I say "Hey Lady, the picture of the Value Meal clearly has fries. Then she says " Oh yeah you're right." Then she gave me the fries. Then I ate them, and they were good.


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Posted by Krutches - March 12th, 2020


It was pretty metal. Out did when I tried to set myself on fire.


Scary tho. Memories fuck with me sometimes.


Posted by Krutches - November 23rd, 2018


So I uh tried to set myself on fire.

Went to a mental health clinic or as I call it a looney bin.

Stayed for a week.

Got high the moment I left.

The family thought I was trying to overdose and kill myself so I wound up in the hospital.

From there I went to the no insurance discount looney bin.

Stayed for a few days longer than the other one even though I insisted I was just doing my regular routine.

They apparently think my regular routine is a "problem".

Now on a mood stabilizer for my manic depression.

Uh, kinda moved to the middle of nowhere while my house is being sold.

That's about it.


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Posted by Krutches - September 26th, 2018


So today I decided to check in with one of what I consider Newgrounds up and coming artists, a guy who was in a role I was in a long time back. We spoke for a few moments about his artistic principles and plans for life. He gave a great expose of what it was that makes up The Something that is Jacob.

Here in lies the great interview that I, Krutches, have bestowed upon you the viewer, to decypher and digest as you read our interaction in the English language. Thank you and good night.
 



KrutchesToday at 11:16 PM
yo
Jacob F.Today at 11:16 PM
hi
KrutchesToday at 11:16 PM
what is
up
Jacob F.Today at 11:16 PM
i'm going to finish a video
otherwise idk
KrutchesToday at 11:17 PM
I wish I made videos again
Jacob F.Today at 11:17 PM
you never posted a video?
then again neither have i
this isn't even for my channel
KrutchesToday at 11:17 PM
I just make half assed shit all the time
but I used to make animations
I miss that
But yeah whats the video about
Jacob F.Today at 11:18 PM
robots
KrutchesToday at 11:18 PM
nice
and do these robots
do things
Jacob F.Today at 11:19 PM
they do stuff
KrutchesToday at 11:19 PM
thats cool
robots doing things would be a good name
for a book
Jacob F.Today at 11:19 PM
pin that idea
Krutches pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Today at 11:19 PM
KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
so these thigns
things
sorry
let me whip myself
for that mistake
...
Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
are you done
KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
okay I'm done
Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
cool
KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
So these things.
These things the robots do
are they
Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
these are things they do
KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
are they interesting?
Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
they go around and assault humans and one of them dies in a fire
KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
This fire.
Is it
Is it hot?
Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
i think so
KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
Okay cool, great interview.
Thanks for doing this.
Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
thanks
yea
KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
Yeah, totally.


Well then, we can see that this artist is very motivated and probably going to do great things in the near future. What can we expect? Well we can expect robots. Robots who do things. Things that include assaulting humans and then...

One, at least one of them dies in a fire. Perhaps the humans, perhaps the robots. Either way, there will be a fire and it will be hot. Hot I tell you, as hot as my loins right now awaiting this mysterious video that is from, once again, from
 

The Something that is Jacob


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Posted by Krutches - August 24th, 2016


He's cute.
 


Posted by Krutches - December 31st, 2015


Congrada-frickin-lations newgrounds, you get to endure another generation of shitty animations from my loins.

Just as you thought I was dead, my wife is gonna pop out a me the likes of which you'll never fathom.

Dick jokes are planned for the future. Animations too, sure, yeaaah. Right.