So today I decided to check in with one of what I consider Newgrounds up and coming artists, a guy who was in a role I was in a long time back. We spoke for a few moments about his artistic principles and plans for life. He gave a great expose of what it was that makes up The Something that is Jacob.

Here in lies the great interview that I, Krutches, have bestowed upon you the viewer, to decypher and digest as you read our interaction in the English language. Thank you and good night.
 

KrutchesToday at 11:16 PM
yo
Jacob F.Today at 11:16 PM
hi
KrutchesToday at 11:16 PM
what is
up
Jacob F.Today at 11:16 PM
i'm going to finish a video
otherwise idk
KrutchesToday at 11:17 PM
I wish I made videos again
Jacob F.Today at 11:17 PM
you never posted a video?
then again neither have i
this isn't even for my channel
KrutchesToday at 11:17 PM
I just make half assed shit all the time
but I used to make animations
I miss that
But yeah whats the video about
Jacob F.Today at 11:18 PM
robots
KrutchesToday at 11:18 PM
nice
and do these robots
do things
Jacob F.Today at 11:19 PM
they do stuff
KrutchesToday at 11:19 PM
thats cool
robots doing things would be a good name
for a book
Jacob F.Today at 11:19 PM
pin that idea
Krutches pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Today at 11:19 PM
KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
so these thigns
things
sorry
let me whip myself
for that mistake
...
Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
are you done
KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
okay I'm done
Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
cool
KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
So these things.
These things the robots do
are they
Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
these are things they do
KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
are they interesting?
Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
they go around and assault humans and one of them dies in a fire
KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
This fire.
Is it
Is it hot?
Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
i think so
KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
Okay cool, great interview.
Thanks for doing this.
Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
thanks
yea
KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
Yeah, totally.

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Well then, we can see that this artist is very motivated and probably going to do great things in the near future. What can we expect? Well we can expect robots. Robots who do things. Things that include assaulting humans and then...

One, at least one of them dies in a fire. Perhaps the humans, perhaps the robots. Either way, there will be a fire and it will be hot. Hot I tell you, as hot as my loins right now awaiting this mysterious video that is from, once again, from
 

The Something that is Jacob