Guess I'll be giving you faggots the reason my name is Krutches. It's not cool a cool story, it's anti climatic and pree gay.
Highschool - 2009 - Freshman Year
"Hey, we should play WoW sometime. We could make deathknights together on my server."
"Sure, Detheroc right?"
"Yeah. My name is Wheelchair."
"I can't think of a name..."
"How about Crutches?"
There we have it.
A week later we were practicing for marching band and the nurses office was unlocked. We stole a pair of crutches and a wheel chair and fucked around with it for a while. The end.