- Age / Gender:
- 23, Male
- Tulsa, OK
- All Stats >
A vampire posing as a poet.
- Community Stats
Level 13 Animator
Ranked as Police Sergeant
Willing to sell soul and art and tons of creativity and janky ass saltiness to anyone willing to buy it.
Ghost Writing: Wrote several manuscripts and typed several novellas for faggots.
Summaries: The back of those DVD's and shit? That's sometimes me.
Background Art: Countless shitty flash projects and local art things.
Project Management: Kept many a household and companies on track during crisis situations.
Humor: Maintained hilarious relationships with a lot of tumblr girls just for inspiration and story telling experience.
Character Design: Doodle all the time for peoples Story Boards.
Communication & Administeration: Maintained relations between groups and minor celebrities to organize and make their work experiences as logical as possible.
Innovation: Always able to enhance and make updates even when everything is perfect, know when to pull back just to add some more want in the fan base of a community.
Public Relations: Maintained weekly tweets and facebook updates for multiple celebrities and artists in the field.
Personnel Management: Constantly motivated and encouraged other employees and management in what duties they were more acclimated for.
Enforcement: Kicked shoplifters and troublemakers out of stores for months, intimidated black mailers and scammers into paying repreations, bluffed robbers and muggers to run away, made city employees shit themselves and drive off during tax and bill pestering season, put screws on producers and directors that fucked their employees.
Helpfulness: Ran lines with many up and coming actors and actresses when they were depressed. Did volunteer work in psychology and trauma chat rooms. Suicide prevention hotline volunteer for 4 years.
Sheriff: Ran a newgrounds crew and kept crew culture alive for a long time after this place died and sold out to ads and everything else.
Fuck you if you even ask what attitude I have, I'm hilarious, sexy, and a sassy bitch. So suck my cock and give me money. Give me money.
... Give me money.
Recent Game Medals
Total Medals Earned: 698 (From 131 different games.)