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    Grateful and recovering Addict/Alcoholic

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    Krutches's News

    Posted by Krutches - May 23rd, 2025


    Hey folks, been a while! Just wanted to let you know that I'm working on a few things!


    First off though, go check out Windowz 98 NetTowns Edition! Read some of the conspiracy theories I wrote and enjoy the atmosphere of a long forgotten era.


    In other news, I'll be lending my voice for Season 3 of Ducks and Drugs! Check out the trailer here!


    And in other, other news I'm working on a lil short titled "The Stapler" It'll be a little darker than my usual stuff but I hope you'll like it, expect it late May or early June!

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    Posted by Krutches - August 8th, 2023


    Work got me a subscription to Creative Cloud (mainly for Animate) for a short animation project I'm doing for them. Been fun, it will be shown at the Tulsa State Fair.


    So if there's any Okies on here hope to see you (I might also be wearing a mascot outfit)


    Going to be a year sober in a couple of days, it isn't easy but it's worth it.


    Oh, also got my GED recently and working on a license.


    Life's going good, even when it's not it's manageable. Which is new to me.


    P.S.

    Love ya MP, proud of you keeping with the art.


    Posted by Krutches - April 2nd, 2023


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    Posted by Krutches - January 12th, 2022


    And I order the value meal. Then when I get to the window and look in my bag there's no fries." So I say "Hey Lady, the picture of the Value Meal clearly has fries. Then she says " Oh yeah you're right." Then she gave me the fries. Then I ate them, and they were good.


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    Posted by Krutches - March 12th, 2020


    It was pretty metal. Out did when I tried to set myself on fire.


    Scary tho. Memories fuck with me sometimes.


    Posted by Krutches - November 23rd, 2018


    So I uh tried to set myself on fire.

    Went to a mental health clinic or as I call it a looney bin.

    Stayed for a week.

    Got high the moment I left.

    The family thought I was trying to overdose and kill myself so I wound up in the hospital.

    From there I went to the no insurance discount looney bin.

    Stayed for a few days longer than the other one even though I insisted I was just doing my regular routine.

    They apparently think my regular routine is a "problem".

    Now on a mood stabilizer for my manic depression.

    Uh, kinda moved to the middle of nowhere while my house is being sold.

    That's about it.


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    Posted by Krutches - September 26th, 2018


    So today I decided to check in with one of what I consider Newgrounds up and coming artists, a guy who was in a role I was in a long time back. We spoke for a few moments about his artistic principles and plans for life. He gave a great expose of what it was that makes up The Something that is Jacob.

    Here in lies the great interview that I, Krutches, have bestowed upon you the viewer, to decypher and digest as you read our interaction in the English language. Thank you and good night.
     



    KrutchesToday at 11:16 PM
    yo
    Jacob F.Today at 11:16 PM
    hi
    KrutchesToday at 11:16 PM
    what is
    up
    Jacob F.Today at 11:16 PM
    i'm going to finish a video
    otherwise idk
    KrutchesToday at 11:17 PM
    I wish I made videos again
    Jacob F.Today at 11:17 PM
    you never posted a video?
    then again neither have i
    this isn't even for my channel
    KrutchesToday at 11:17 PM
    I just make half assed shit all the time
    but I used to make animations
    I miss that
    But yeah whats the video about
    Jacob F.Today at 11:18 PM
    robots
    KrutchesToday at 11:18 PM
    nice
    and do these robots
    do things
    Jacob F.Today at 11:19 PM
    they do stuff
    KrutchesToday at 11:19 PM
    thats cool
    robots doing things would be a good name
    for a book
    Jacob F.Today at 11:19 PM
    pin that idea
    Krutches pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Today at 11:19 PM
    KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
    so these thigns
    things
    sorry
    let me whip myself
    for that mistake
    ...
    Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
    are you done
    KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
    okay I'm done
    Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
    cool
    KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
    So these things.
    These things the robots do
    are they
    Jacob F.Today at 11:20 PM
    these are things they do
    KrutchesToday at 11:20 PM
    are they interesting?
    Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
    they go around and assault humans and one of them dies in a fire
    KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
    This fire.
    Is it
    Is it hot?
    Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
    i think so
    KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
    Okay cool, great interview.
    Thanks for doing this.
    Jacob F.Today at 11:21 PM
    thanks
    yea
    KrutchesToday at 11:21 PM
    Yeah, totally.


    Well then, we can see that this artist is very motivated and probably going to do great things in the near future. What can we expect? Well we can expect robots. Robots who do things. Things that include assaulting humans and then...

    One, at least one of them dies in a fire. Perhaps the humans, perhaps the robots. Either way, there will be a fire and it will be hot. Hot I tell you, as hot as my loins right now awaiting this mysterious video that is from, once again, from
     

    The Something that is Jacob


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    Posted by Krutches - August 24th, 2016


    He's cute.
     


    Posted by Krutches - December 31st, 2015


    Congrada-frickin-lations newgrounds, you get to endure another generation of shitty animations from my loins.

    Just as you thought I was dead, my wife is gonna pop out a me the likes of which you'll never fathom.

    Dick jokes are planned for the future. Animations too, sure, yeaaah. Right.


    Posted by Krutches - December 24th, 2014