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Krutches
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Roger @Krutches

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Posted by Krutches - July 5th, 2012


Fuck you.

Free Give Away!


Posted by Krutches - June 6th, 2012


Someone should give it to me.
You.
You should give me attention.


Posted by Krutches - May 30th, 2012


Me and Skaren rap battled, then he got pissed.
This is what happened.

My Rap:

Yo, Skaren is whack,
And Milo is black,
And they have no dailies,
While I'm sipping on Bailies,

Irish cream,
Wake me from this dream,
Cause this little bitch faggot,
Just stepped to me,

We're gonna fuck all night,
Til the dawns first light,
And the children in my lap,
Aren't all right,

And It ain't no crime,
with all the milk that I'm
spewing on their faces,
Cause I'm pulling up Aces,

I slam my chips on the table,
and you know that I win,
Unlike NightOwl,
A muslim Mexican,

I don't know how that works,
Since I'm his Dad,
But the fucking Sand n****r,
Should go back to Iran.

Skarens Rap:

Taco's teeny tiny balls sag,
His ass bleeds when he's fucked, fag,
N****r's like a woman, a nag,
He ain't got no "uhuhuhu, suhwag."

Faggot n****r has no life to lead,
Spends his life on Soup Squad and releasing seed,
Too bad though, cause once his sperm is freed,
He wants a rag, or a vacuum, he'll need.

[Retracted due to attacking someone that didn't need to be insulted]

Idiotic Jew walks around in a Yamika,
Makes me miss the days of swastikas,
Hope this n****r gets shot with a ballista,
Or better yet, dies from anoxia.

This is what happened afterwards.

[12:59:04 AM] Taco Soup: Swastika doesn't rhyme
[12:59:09 AM] Skaren: It fucking rhymes.
[12:59:10 AM] Taco Soup: with ballista
[12:59:13 AM] Skaren: Fuck you, dirty Jew.

[12:59:15 AM] *** Skaren removed Taco Soup from this conversation. ***

[12:59:19 AM] Skaren: Does ballista rhyme with swastika, Dix?
[1:00:31 AM] Skaren: ANSWER ME, DIX.
[1:00:49 AM] Myles X Walker: uhh..
[1:00:57 AM] Myles X Walker: You can make it rhyme.
[1:00:59 AM] Myles X Walker: But no
[1:01:01 AM] Myles X Walker: It dont
[1:01:02 AM | Edited 1:01:06 AM] Myles X Walker: yo
[1:01:19 AM] Skaren: HAVE YOU IDIOTS EVER HEARD THE WORD BALLISTA?
[1:01:22 AM] Skaren: "bahl-ist-uh."
[1:01:26 AM] Skaren: "Swast-ik-uh."
[1:01:34 AM] Skaren: Shit rhymes.
[1:02:33 AM] Milo: I am done with Skype.
[1:01:42 AM] Skaren: Fuck you n****rs.
[1:01:43 AM] Myles: lol
[1:01:48 AM] Skaren: And fuck the prior sand n****rs.
[1:01:58 AM] Myles: I mean
[1:02:02 AM] Myles: It sort of rhymes
[1:02:06 AM] Myles: You can make it
[1:02:08 AM] Myles: yo

Skaren is mad


Posted by Krutches - May 24th, 2012


Will be out later this week.

New Flash


Posted by Krutches - May 17th, 2012


Want some Soup?

Hey sexy


Posted by Krutches - May 7th, 2012


Starring: Krutches
as himself.

The Newspost


Posted by Krutches - May 4th, 2012


Osama Day has came and went...

If you'd care to watch some of our Osama Day flash please watch them here!

[Soup] Truth of Osama

Truth of Osama: Remake

Ponysama!

Truth of Osama 2

Osama Day 2012

Sunshine Osama Don't watch it.

Pretty nice Osama Day! Kicked off without a scratch.

Osama Day 2012 is Over!


Posted by Krutches - May 2nd, 2012


Hey there you fucking sexy ass stud, You should watch some Osama Flashes!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/594818

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/569009

Osama Day 2012


Posted by Krutches - March 21st, 2012


THEY NEVER GIVE YOU ENOUGH SLAW WITH THESE VALUE MEALS!

DAMN THEM CRIMINALS!


Posted by Krutches - March 17th, 2012


With the power of cock joke.