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Krutches
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Roger @Krutches

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Posted by Krutches - July 30th, 2012


Sadly, soupsquad is dead...

We made a lot of good flashes over the years, lets take a look back at our history, eh?

Taco in the Bushes

Home Coming

Fucking Wasted

A Soup Story

Biscuit Don't

P.s.
Just kidding, we're alive and kicking with over 60 flashes this month. Only active crew on newgrounds, represent!

SOUPSQUAD 4 LYFE

SoupSquad has died


Posted by Krutches - July 21st, 2012



Posted by Krutches - July 7th, 2012


Industry is more then work and sweat, it's the satisfaction that you've done something worth while...
Something worth your pride.

That is why SoupSquad is Industry.

Join SoupSquad today!

Industry


Posted by Krutches - July 5th, 2012


Let me give you some insight on whats happening this week.

Soup Squad is a flash crew, not a spam crew. We have a holiday called "Ban Week" which is where we make a flash every day for a week, the one with the best/most flashes by the end of the week gets to ban someone on our site 12 times, and gets their own holiday.

There are many other crews, Internet-Masters, Socom-Squad, others, who want to make our popularity fade by putting gay porn in flashes and naming the [Soup]. They think that because of this, anytime anyone sees a flash with [Soup] they'll automatically 0 bomb it.

To be honest, we at Soup Squad love the attention, I get messages of excitement anytime that we get these pretenders to the Soup name. You see, it makes us realize how popular we are. You can't hurt our feelings on the internet, and no one uses a tag for Soup Squad. If we want to keep the flashes from being 0'd we'll just use a NG preloader.

Anyways, if you're interested in learning more about the real Soup Squad, follow this link here.

Yours,
Taco Soup


Posted by Krutches - July 5th, 2012


Fuck you.

Free Give Away!


Posted by Krutches - July 3rd, 2012


is quite pleasant.

Jacking off


Posted by Krutches - June 6th, 2012


Someone should give it to me.
You.
You should give me attention.


Posted by Krutches - June 3rd, 2012


I'm tired of making people feel sad...
Or whatever it is I do when I talk about my feelings.

Like fuck the people on the internet, I love making them piss themselves... but the people I know on a personal level.

She told me about how she was forced to do something... :/

Tonight is pretty bad. Pretty fucking bad.


Posted by Krutches - June 1st, 2012


Want to learn how to make flash?
Want to learn how to make gay jokes?
Want to not suck dick at everything you do?

Then send me a PM or a message on AIM/Skype and me or one of my associates will help you on the track to making flash.

You don't have to know anything about flash to apply, if you know art that's a plus. Join the Soup Squad Training Program today!


Posted by Krutches - May 30th, 2012


Me and Skaren rap battled, then he got pissed.
This is what happened.

My Rap:

Yo, Skaren is whack,
And Milo is black,
And they have no dailies,
While I'm sipping on Bailies,

Irish cream,
Wake me from this dream,
Cause this little bitch faggot,
Just stepped to me,

We're gonna fuck all night,
Til the dawns first light,
And the children in my lap,
Aren't all right,

And It ain't no crime,
with all the milk that I'm
spewing on their faces,
Cause I'm pulling up Aces,

I slam my chips on the table,
and you know that I win,
Unlike NightOwl,
A muslim Mexican,

I don't know how that works,
Since I'm his Dad,
But the fucking Sand n****r,
Should go back to Iran.

Skarens Rap:

Taco's teeny tiny balls sag,
His ass bleeds when he's fucked, fag,
N****r's like a woman, a nag,
He ain't got no "uhuhuhu, suhwag."

Faggot n****r has no life to lead,
Spends his life on Soup Squad and releasing seed,
Too bad though, cause once his sperm is freed,
He wants a rag, or a vacuum, he'll need.

[Retracted due to attacking someone that didn't need to be insulted]

Idiotic Jew walks around in a Yamika,
Makes me miss the days of swastikas,
Hope this n****r gets shot with a ballista,
Or better yet, dies from anoxia.

This is what happened afterwards.

[12:59:04 AM] Taco Soup: Swastika doesn't rhyme
[12:59:09 AM] Skaren: It fucking rhymes.
[12:59:10 AM] Taco Soup: with ballista
[12:59:13 AM] Skaren: Fuck you, dirty Jew.

[12:59:15 AM] *** Skaren removed Taco Soup from this conversation. ***

[12:59:19 AM] Skaren: Does ballista rhyme with swastika, Dix?
[1:00:31 AM] Skaren: ANSWER ME, DIX.
[1:00:49 AM] Myles X Walker: uhh..
[1:00:57 AM] Myles X Walker: You can make it rhyme.
[1:00:59 AM] Myles X Walker: But no
[1:01:01 AM] Myles X Walker: It dont
[1:01:02 AM | Edited 1:01:06 AM] Myles X Walker: yo
[1:01:19 AM] Skaren: HAVE YOU IDIOTS EVER HEARD THE WORD BALLISTA?
[1:01:22 AM] Skaren: "bahl-ist-uh."
[1:01:26 AM] Skaren: "Swast-ik-uh."
[1:01:34 AM] Skaren: Shit rhymes.
[1:02:33 AM] Milo: I am done with Skype.
[1:01:42 AM] Skaren: Fuck you n****rs.
[1:01:43 AM] Myles: lol
[1:01:48 AM] Skaren: And fuck the prior sand n****rs.
[1:01:58 AM] Myles: I mean
[1:02:02 AM] Myles: It sort of rhymes
[1:02:06 AM] Myles: You can make it
[1:02:08 AM] Myles: yo

Skaren is mad