I haven't talked to my mack daddy Canned in a while.
I miss him.

Sell out for 5 dollars.
5 dollars and i'll be a corporate slave, Come on.

is like being at a family reunion in I know about 13 relatives out of the 540 who showed up. and everyone is exchanging stories that make me feel awkward.

Internet.

First ever cartoon about the zoloft bubble doing cocaine in a trailer with a stripper.

You're Welcome.

YOUR FACE HURTS MY NEWSPOST, STOP LOOKING AT IT! GOD ITS SO FUCKING UGLY GAH!

Now get the fuck off of my page.

Finally after hours of what can only be described as a real point and click adventure game, did Taco Soup get his fabulous voice back.

Now I am not worthless anymore.

Dicks.
That is all.

Yes, my first claim to shit fame.

ALL THE PEOPLE ON MY BLOCK LIST!!!