Krutches's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Eyes of the King II]

Great as always PopTart, glad you upgraded from Cough Syrup to Bud Light. <3 also awesome door bell, I need one of those.

[Space Cop vs Horseninja]

Fucking "cop out" - nice. Really wasn't expecting it, good art but I don't think this is as good as the other awesome movies.

Horsenwelles responds:

ITS LAZY TRASH I HAD IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT SHADAAAAPABAADIIIIIIIT

[[Soup] Fish Dick]

Genius. On par with There She Is

[Soup Andreas 1]

I actually spit out when you said "Grove Street, home" and that long ass pause. Big Smoke's heavy breathing was on point. Buster.

[Monochromatic Suicide]

Well here I am again on a different account after over a decade and multiple suicide attempts later. Neat.

[The Prize]

Was that a pop and lock ness monster reference with the "I fih nah lee won something"?

Little-Radiodemon responds:

Yes

[Counter Soup]

*I'd never use a Kalashnikov I require an M-24 or a G3SG/1*

[Pube Soup 2]

It was rigged, bud. There was no lil lindo; just Carrot.
-the whole time?
Yes, son... The whole time *draws gun*
But you *were* right about us being a heterosexual establishment *and* homophones.

Oh homophobes? Yeah that too.

[Pube Soup 1]

I too refuse to buy bags and mtn dew from homosexual establishments.

Also, great use of soundtrack